Birthday Jokes, Birthday Jokes Men, Birthday Jokes Women, Rude Birthday Jokes

Birthday Jokes, is now here to give you about birthday jokes for men and birthday jokes for women.

What women want in a man at age 22:

  • Handsome
  • A caring listener
  • Charming
  • Dresses with style
  • Full of thoughtful surprises
  • Financially successful
  • Witty
  • In good shape
  • An imaginative, romantic lover
  • Appreciates finer things
What women want in a man at age 32:
  • Has enough money for a nice dinner
  • Nice looking (preferably with hair)
  • Carries bags of groceries with ease
  • Opens car doors, holds chairs
  • Seeks romance at least once a week
  • Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  • Listens more than talks
  • Laughs at my jokes
  • Owns at least one tie
  • Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What women want in a man at age 42:
  • Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  • Nods head when I'm talking
  • Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  • Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
  • Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
  • Shaves most weekends
  • Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
  • Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  • Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
  • Remembers to put the toilet seat down
What women want in a man at age 52:
  • Appreciates a good TV dinner
  • Remembers your name on occasion
  • Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  • Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
  • Doesn't borrow money too often
  • Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  • Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
  • Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  • Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
  • Shaves some weekends
What women want in a man at age 62:
  • Remembers that it's the weekend
  • Doesn't scare small children
  • Likes soft foods
  • Only snores lightly when asleep
  • Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
  • Remembers where bathroom is
  • Remembers why he's laughing
  • Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  • Usually wears some clothes
  • Remembers where he left his teeth
What women want in a man at age 72:
  • Doesn't miss the toilet
  • Breathing
Birthday Joke - Joke On Wife's Birthday

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.

Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

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